morgrana:

*stranger mentions fandom in public*

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How to murder

  • Step 1:put the knife right in
  • Step 2:take the knife on out
  • Step 3:put the knife back in
  • Step 4:and twist it all about
  • Step 5:do the hokey pokey and he's probably dead.
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occhi-bassi-cieli-spenti:

me: for christmas i want a dragon


santa: be realistic


me: ok i want boyfriend

santa: what color do you want your dragon

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Reblog this if it’s totally 100% okay to tag you in posts.

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danisnotonfire:

shercock—holmes:

Does anyone know Dan and Phil’s address?

okay no offense but your stalking skills could do with a little more finesse

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sixpenceee:

*opens textbook* *starts sobbing*

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gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

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everything I like is either expensive, illegal or won’t text me back

(via kxthleen)
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Dead or Alive (As Sung by Sam and Dean)

Winchester Brothers
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